Wednesday, May 30, 2012

 Fandom 4 No Kid Hungry raised over $3,000!

Thank you so much for helping us not only meet our fundraising goal, but surpass it by a wide margin.

 You guys are AWESOME!!


If you haven't donated, there's still a couple of more days to do so and turn in your receipt to get a HUGE compilation by a lot of talented FF authors.


Monday, May 14, 2012





I can't believe it ....

Written in the Stars won the "Dreamer's Award" in the iSparkle Awards!





Thank you so much to everyone who voted for me. You have given me a lovely gift, and I'll treasure it always.

Saturday, May 12, 2012

The Shortest Story

    • Supposedly, Hemingway once won a bet that he couldn't write a story in less than ten words. He wrote, "For sale: Baby shoes, never worn."

      Wired Magazine challenged modern writers to do the same:

      Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket.
      - William Shatner

      Computer, did we bring batteries? Computer?
      - Eileen Gunn

      Vacuum collision. Orbits diverge. Farewell, love.
      - David Brin

      Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so.
      - Joss Whedon

      Automobile warranty expires. So does engine.
      - Stan Lee

      Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
      - Alan Moore

      Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
      - Margaret Atwood

      His penis snapped off; he’s pregnant!
      - Rudy Rucker

      From torched skyscrapers, men grew wings.
      - Gregory Maguire

      Internet “wakes up?” Ridicu -
      no carrier.
      - Charles Stross

      With bloody hands, I say good-bye.
      - Frank Miller

      Wasted day. Wasted life. Dessert, please.
      - Steven Meretzky

      “Cellar?” “Gate to, uh … hell, actually.”
      - Ronald D. Moore

      Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth.
      - Vernor Vinge

      It cost too much, staying human.
      - Bruce Sterling

      We kissed. She melted. Mop please!
      - James Patrick Kelly

      It’s behind you! Hurry before it
      - Rockne S. O’Bannon

      I’m your future, child. Don’t cry.
      - Stephen Baxter

      1940: Young Hitler! Such a cantor!
      - Michael Moorcock

      Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses.
      - Richard Powers

      I’m dead. I’ve missed you. Kiss … ?
      - Neil Gaiman

      The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly.
      - Orson Scott Card

      Kirby had never eaten toes before.
      - Kevin Smith

      Rained, rained, rained, and never stopped.
      - Howard Waldrop

      To save humankind he died again.
      - Ben Bova

      We went solar; sun went nova.
      - Ken MacLeod

      Husband, transgenic mistress; wife: “You cow!”
      - Paul Di Filippo

      “I couldn’t believe she’d shoot me.”
      - Howard Chaykin

      Don’t marry her. Buy a house.
      - Stephen R. Donaldson

      Broken heart, 45, WLTM disabled man.
      - Mark Millar

      TIME MACHINE REACHES FUTURE!!! … nobody there …
      - Harry Harrison

      Tick tock tick tock tick tick.
      - Neal Stephenson

      Easy. Just touch the match to
      - Ursula K. Le Guin


      New genes demand expression -- third eye.
      - Greg Bear

      K.I.A. Baghdad, Aged 18 - Closed Casket
      - Richard K. Morgan

      WORLD'S END. Sic transit gloria Monday.
      - Gregory Benford

      Epitaph: He shouldn't have fed it.
      - Brian Herbert

      Batman Sues Batsignal: Demands Trademark Royalties.
      - Cory Doctorow

      Heaven falls. Details at eleven.
      - Robert Jordan

      Bush told the truth. Hell froze.
      - William Gibson

      whorl. Help! I'm caught in a time
      - Darren Aronofsky and Ari Handel

      Nevertheless, he tried a third time.
      - James P. Blaylock

      God to Earth: “Cry more, noobs!”
      - Marc Laidlaw

      Help! Trapped in a text adventure!
      - Marc Laidlaw

      Thought I was right. I wasn't.
      - Graeme Gibson

      Lost, then found. Too bad.
      - Graeme Gibson

      Three to Iraq. One came back.
      - Graeme Gibson

      Rapture postponed. Ark demanded! Which one?
      - David Brin

      Dinosaurs return. Want their oil back.
      - David Brin

      Bang postponed. Not Big enough. Reboot.
      - David Brin

      Temporal recursion. I'm dad and mom?
      - David Brin

      Time Avenger's mistaken! It wasn't me...
      - David Brin

      Democracy postponed. Whence franchise? Ask Diebold...
      - David Brin

      Cyborg seeks egg donor, object ___.
      - David Brin

      Deadline postponed. Five words enough...?
      - David Brin

      Metrosexuals notwithstanding, quiche still lacks something.
      - David Brin

      Brevity’s virtue? Wired saves adspace. Subscribe!
      - David Brin

      Death postponed. Metastasized cells got organized.
      - David Brin

      Microsoft gave us Word. Fiat lux?
      - David Brin

      Mind of its own. Damn lawnmower.
      - David Brin

      Singularity postponed. Datum missing. Query Godoogle?
      - David Brin

      Please, this is everything, I swear.
      - Orson Scott Card

      I saw, darling, but do lie.
      - Orson Scott Card

      Osama’s time machine: President Gore concerned.
      - Charles Stross

      Sum of all fears: AND patented.
      - Charles Stross

      Ships fire; princess weeps, between stars.
      - Charles Stross

      Mozilla devastates Redmond, Google’s nuke implicated.
      - Charles Stross

      Will this do (lazy writer asked)?
      - Ken MacLeod

      Cryonics: Disney thawed. Mickey gnawed. Omigawd.
      - Eileen Gunn

      WIRED stimulates the planet: Utopia blossoms!
      - Paul Di Filippo

      Clones demand rights: second Emancipation Proclamation.
      - Paul Di Filippo

      MUD avatars rebel: virtual Independence Day.
      - Paul Di Filippo

      We crossed the border; they killed us.
      - Howard Waldrop

      H-bombs dropped; we all died.
      - Howard Waldrop

      Your house is mine: soft revolution.
      - Howard Waldrop

      Warskiing; log; prop in face.
      - Howard Waldrop

      The Axis in WWII: haiku! Gesundheit.
      - Howard Waldrop

      Salinger story: three koans in fountain.
      - Howard Waldrop

      Finally, he had no more words.
      - Gregory Maguire

      There were only six words left.
      - Gregory Maguire

      In the beginning was the word.
      - Gregory Maguire

      Commas, see, add, like, nada, okay?
      - Gregory Maguire

      Weeping, Bush misheard Cheney’s deathbed advice.
      - Gregory Maguire

      Corpse parts missing. Doctor buys yacht.
      - Margaret Atwood

      Starlet sex scandal. Giant squid involved.
      - Margaret Atwood

      He read his obituary with confusion.
      - Steven Meretzky

      Time traveler's thought: "What's the password?"
      - Steven Meretzky

      I win lottery. Sun goes nova.
      - Steven Meretzky

      Steve ignores editor's word limit and
      - Steven Meretzky

      Leia: "Baby's yours." Luke: "Bad news…"
      - Steven Meretzky

      Parallel universe. Bush, destitute, joins army.
      - Steven Meretzky

      Dorothy: "Fuck it, I'll stay here."
      - Steven Meretzky

Friday, May 11, 2012

"Written in the Stars" Outtake Status

I just finished the first draft of the Written in the Stars outtake I'm doing for F4NKH and it topped out at over 13,000 words. (It may expand a bit more as I go through and do a bit more work on it during the revision stage.)

Please consider donating to this worthy cause.


Thursday, May 10, 2012

I Won! I Won! I Won!

My story, Some Say in Ice, won in three categories in the TilTheWorldEnds contest! I'm incredulous and thrilled and a bunch of other adjectives I can't come up with right now.


And I got this spiffy new banner for it, too!


Thanks to everyone who voted for my tale of ice and sorrow.

And the lovely Elizabeth Hernandez made this for me:



Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Playlist for Chapter 12 of "Dark Goddess."

I got a review on Chapter Twelve after I posted it and the reviewer said they didn't know any of the songs referenced in the chapter, so, I thought I'd put together a little play list for the curious:

Melissa Etheridge, "I'm the Only One."



 4 Non Blonds, "What's up?"

Squirrel Nut Zippers, "Hell"




My Chemical Romance, "Teenagers."


Jimmy Buffett, "Come Monday"

Artcile for Raum's My Reading Lounge: Writing Lab: a talk with Lissa Bryan. What Do Writers Read?

My Reading Lounge: Writing Lab: a talk with Lissa Bryan. What Do Writers Read?

"Better Angels" Nominated for "Best Edward" in twolight Eclipse Awards!

This truly has been an AMAZING week. I was able to share my upcoming book cover, Compulsion was nominated for a Wordsmith Award and nor I've just learned that The Better Angels of Our Nature is nominated for a "Best Edward" award in the Twilight Eclipse awards!



Tuesday, May 1, 2012

"Compusion" Nominated for Wordsmith Award!

I just got a PM on FFN:

Just a message to let you know that your story Compulsion) has been nominated in The Wordsmith Awards for Best Angst. You can check the awards out by going to wordsmithawards(dot)blogspot(dot)com

I nearly fell out of my chair. I'm amazed.

Okay, maybe "stunned" is a better word.

Compulsion was the first fanfiction story I wrote. It's the tale of an OCD Bella falling in love with a shy, clumsy and suicidal Emmett. Edward wants her, too, and their love triangle (and Edward's way of coping with Bella's preference for Emmett) is the catalyst for a rebellion against the Queen of the Vampires, Victoria. There's a sequel, which I still haven't finished (I promise, I will, though!) of Edward finding love with Alice after he turns to her for help in healing his broken heart.

I still love that little story and it's always going to have a special place in my heart. It's a bit rough around the edges. My word processor disliked the FFN site and so some sentences are cut off in the middle. Rereading it now, I can see how much I've grown as a writer in just six short months.

When I finished writing it, it had 45 reviews, which I felt was a very respectable showing for a first story. While writing its sequel I decided thatI'd go ahead and begin work on the next story I intended to post, Written in the Stars. And, well, the rest is history.

It's never going to get much attention because of the Emmett/Bella angle, a pairing which seems vaguely incestuous to many Twilight fans. It sits in a dusty corner of my profile page, mostly ignored in favor of my other tales. But I'm not going to go back and edit it or fix any of the mistakes I made. I'm going to let it stand as a reminder to me of how far I've come and how much more room I have to grow.

I'm very grateful to whomever nominated it for the Wordsmith Awards.